5 Reasons to Sell Your Car Fast
Trying to sell your car fast can be one of the more mundane and tiring aspects of everyday life.
After paying to list your car, racking up your phone bill by staying up late answering calls and the fuel costs of driving around to meet potential buyers, how much of your cold hard cash for your car are you actually left with?
And let’s not forget – time is money. How much time did you spend writing ads, chasing dud leads and haggling prices, and how much is your time worth in dollars? All of this adds up to you not getting paid what your car is worth.
Not only is Sell Your Car Fast the quickest, simplest and safest way to get the best price for your car, you walk away with 100% pure cash in hand.
Did you know the average value of a used car is around $15,000?
That’s $15,000 in cold hard cash in your pocket – do you know what you’d do if I gave you $15,000 in crisp, rolled up bills right now?
No?
Well here’s a few suggestions of how you can burn your newfound cash…
4 Reasons to Sell Your Car Fast
1. This jet ski
Image source: Jet Ski Warehouse
Once you’ve sold your car, you’ll need an alternative mode of transport. If you’ve spent all your time commuting to work by car it’s time you turned things up a gear.
Take a short cut across the harbour on your brand new Jet Ski. This particular baby packs 215 horsepower – more than your rusty old Holden and has space for two people.
Jet skis come in all our favourite colours, you can shove flame decals down the side and they are a great conversation starter.
Can you hit a sweet ramp in your Astra – without causing an unfortunate incident? Unlikely. On a jet ski, all you’ve got to land on is the soft, forgiving sea of Darling Harbour.
The jet ski pictured above is only $13,900 – so that leaves you $1,100 in cash to throw off the back of your jet ski while you’re streaming along.
2. A night in this hotel room
Image source: The Darling
Sydney’s high-class 5-star hotel, The Darling, sitting right on the harbour from which it takes its name, is the real deal. A penthouse suite, like the one pictured above, comes to a whopping $15,000 a night.
For that money, you get a sweeping view of the city’s skyline, a 24-hour butler ready to cater for your every need and your own personal gambling room where you can blow even more money.
The room is lavish and garish, designed to cater to the taste of the world’s biggest gamblers, or according to the hotel’s manager “the big entertainers, like an Elton John or Bon Jovi”.
The bathrooms are made of solid marble and granite and the showers are designed to feel like a tropical rainstorm. The climate can be controlled entirely by remote – that’s heat, the lighting, the humidity – heck, I bet you can ask them to make it snow indoors the amount your paying.
And to top it all off, WiFi is on the house.
4. This tank
Image Source: BritishBattles.com
Why drive something that only has 4 wheels and no gun turret when you could own the real deal?
A fully-operational Saracen armoured vehicle (with the gun deactivated, of course) will set you back around $15,000, although international postage is probably pretty dear for something that weighs 11 tonnes.
But once you’ve got your own armoured car parked in your driveway, imagine the possibilities…
Your neighbour won’t give you back your lawnmower? It will be on your doorstep by the next morning. Kids from the block keep skateboarding out the front of your house? Trust me, you won’t have to worry about them anymore.
After you’ve sold your car, you are bound to need a replacement, and a tank is an ultimate upgrade. In a tank, it’s always your right of way. If you just want to get noticed and turn heads, a tank is about a 10th of the price of a Bentley.
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Image Source: M 93
Parking might be more difficult as multistories are probably out of the question… But, to be honest, with a turret like that traffic wardens will give you a wide berth… and good luck clamping a half-track!
2. Your own pack of wolves
For $15,000, you could buy 30 wolf pups at the going rate of $500 a pop. So tell me again why you are driving a car when a pack of wolves could be pulling your sledge to work.
Arctic Wolves are highly intelligent pack animals with beautiful winter coats – they are empathetic, hunt as a team, and are the ultimate Arctic predator.
While it is never okay to try and rear dangerous wild animals without the appropriate experience and qualifications, isn’t it enough just to know that you could…
Image Source: Warsocket/Wikimedia Commons
5. Dinner at the world’s most expensive restaurant
Image Source: Telegraph.co.uk
Well, dinner doesn’t quite describe Sublimotion, it is more of a ‘dining experience’. Just taking a seat in this space-age mastication-station will set you back a hefty $2,200 – so you’ll still have a bit left over from selling your car to bring some of your friends along. Despite this, the star of the show,
Despite this, the star of the show, double Michelin-starred chef Paco Roncero claims Sublimotion is “the cheapest life-changing experience anyone can have”.
What makes something as commonplace as a restaurant so life changing?
Once you take a seat at the table fit for the Intergalactic Council, pictured above, you are taken on a mystical journey through time, space and all of your senses. The table and the surrounding environment uses the latest in video technology to migrate you seamlessly from snowy peaks to mystical gardens.
The food ties into the magical experience, from a Bloody Mary you mix yourself at your table using test tubes, to white-chocolate foie gras doughnuts – a million miles away from the drive-thru fast food you’d be picking up in your old car.
So what are you waiting for?
With the used car market booming there has never been a better time to trade in your old car for a life changing experience – or if you want, just a better car! Check out our list of the cars we are looking forward to in 2016.
But why put yourself through the hassle of trying to track down a buyer when you can just Sell Your Car Fast.
Sell Your Car Fast
We cannot promise you $15,000 – our valuations are competitive and based on the make, model, age and condition of your car.
What we can promise you is, as long as your car meets our simple requirements, you’ll be walking away with cold hard cash for your used car in no time!
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